A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.

Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, Spider.

If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.

Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.

So you wanna date me? Please submit the following: Copy of drivers licence & SS card, current pay stub, clean drug test & std screen. Otherwise don’t bother.

Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

Don’t play with a woman’s heart. Why mislead a good woman if you know you are not going to love her the way she deserves to be loved.