Christmas carols tend to make me a little homicidal, especially in November.

It’s Christmas and 2014 is coming closer to an end! what’s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year?? Comment below.

“SANTA” rearranged is “SATAN”…I’m on to you fat man.

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS.

To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a Merry Christmas..

Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live.

Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it’s only fair since you’re getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also..

Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.

So I was asleep right, when some big random guy in a red suit came and put me in a Big random bag .. OK, so who wanted me for Christmas??

The earth has grown old with its burden of care, But at Christmas it always is young.

Never worry about the size of your Christmastree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.