Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet and so are you…….
The Roses are wilting,
the violets dead,
the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
i love you smile,
your face and you eyes,
damn i’m good at telling lies!

On this day day let us not slap the person but “slap the ties”.
You can send a “slap card” or a “slap email”.
Happy Slap Day!

Look at yourself in the mirror
And slap yourself hard.
And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout.
Happy Slap day!

I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek. !!Happy Slap day

This the best excuse for if you slap someone in the face, just say ‘i didn’t slap him, I high five his face’ Happy Slap day

I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek. –Max von Sydow !!Happy Slap day

Student Ko Teacher Ne
Ek Swal Puchne Pe Thappar Mara

Teacher: Student K Fail Hone Ki Sab Se Bari Waja Kya Hoti Hy…?
Student: Har Fail Hony Wale Student K Peche
Ek Teacher Hota Hai..!!
Jo Saala Cheating Nai Karne Deta..
Happy Funny Slap Day