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I have come terms with the fact that I will always have the handwriting of a 7th grader.
Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.
I used to like to get glue on my fingers so I could peel it off when it dried. I dunno why I brought that up, but I know
I’m not alone here.
The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate.
Look, lying on my bed all day isn't being lazy. I'm just waiting. And you know what they say "Good things come to those who
wait".
Hey Amish person reading this: Busted.
That awesome moment when somebody tries to make you jealous and you couldn't give a crap.
Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in.
I think there's finally enough stuff in my kitchen junk drawer to build a spaceship.
Some people are about as useful as the first "r" in February.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
Dear middle finger, Thank you for sticking up for me.
Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight.
I don’t care how old you are, When you see a balloon about to hit the floor, you dive too stop that sh*t.
99.9% of LOL's are me looking like -___-
If you LIKE or share this, you will yawn. #FACT
myself. Sometimes I get ahead of
Sometimes I drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes
Endangered Species: Nice people.
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The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did, she began running so I did, she screamed so I did. I never even saw what we
were running from.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I love to punch in the face.
The calmer I appear, the more dangerous I am.
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one...what's your plan?
The world would be a much cleaner place if we just gave blind people brooms instead of canes.
I wasn't ignoring you. I had to walk my turtle.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh crap…..they have a
blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
Rawwrrr means I love you in dinosaur. Everyone knows that, silly.
Flies only live for 24 hours. Except for the ones that get in your room. Those ones magically live forever!
90% of the ocean remains unexplored and y'all telling me mermaids don’t exist? Screw you.
The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop...
Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. You ain't nothing but a hoe. You think you're cool, you think you're classy. Reality Check:
You're really trashy.
I am constantly putting things where they don't belong, like the cereal in the fridge or my keys in the laundry or my faith
in other people.
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If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar.
If we're good friends, there's an 80% chance I've texted you mid-poop.
"If you fall, I'll be there." -The Floor
Quick, pretend you're sleeping! Never gets old.
I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.
The biggest lie I tell myself is: "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
My worst fear is looking out my window at night and seeing a face.
What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn your pervert!
If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler..
Common sense is like deodorant; those that need it most, don’t use it.
Everyone has that 1 favorite piece of clothing that you wear all the time and refuse to throw away.
If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries.
You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone else's shower.
You never know what you've got until... you clean your room.
Try saying 'Mmmmm' for ten seconds whilst holding your nose, LIKE if you failed.
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