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When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.
Time to put that wall back up, I won’t be fooled again.
Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)
Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me..
Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me..
When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
I like my women like I like my toaster…two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.
I like my women like I like my toaster…two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.
I like my women like I like my toaster…two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.
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In every circle of friends there’s always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don’t have one? Then it’s probably you.
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
Practice makes perfect, But nobody’s perfect, so why practice?
Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn`t you.
I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted..
Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15. ;-)
People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
Facebook’s next update, allowing you to check other people’s private messages.
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together :)
We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
Texting with your pinky because you`re eating.
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