I have come terms with the fact that I will always have the handwriting of a 7th grader.


Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.


I used to like to get glue on my fingers so I could peel it off when it dried. I dunno why I brought that up, but I know

I’m not alone here.



The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate.


Look, lying on my bed all day isn't being lazy. I'm just waiting. And you know what they say "Good things come to those who

wait".


Hey Amish person reading this: Busted.


That awesome moment when somebody tries to make you jealous and you couldn't give a crap.


Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in.


I think there's finally enough stuff in my kitchen junk drawer to build a spaceship.


Some people are about as useful as the first "r" in February.


I already want to take a nap tomorrow.


Dear middle finger, Thank you for sticking up for me.


Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight.


I don’t care how old you are, When you see a balloon about to hit the floor, you dive too stop that sh*t.


99.9% of LOL's are me looking like -___-


If you LIKE or share this, you will yawn. #FACT


myself. Sometimes I get ahead of


Sometimes I drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes


Endangered Species: Nice people.

 

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