In every circle of friends there’s always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don’t have one? Then it’s probably you.
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
Practice makes perfect, But nobody’s perfect, so why practice?
Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn`t you.
I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted..
Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15. ;-)
People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
Facebook’s next update, allowing you to check other people’s private messages.
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together :)
We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
Texting with your pinky because you`re eating.