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Teddy gift karne par
modern girl- oh wow so
cute !

Muslin- Allah ! kitna khubsoorat
hai.

Sikh girl- Kinna sona hai.

Haryanvi chori-be susre
yo k liyaaya bhallu sa.


Doctor bola" Taai tanne aisi dawaai dunga,
tu fer teh jawaan ho jaagi,
Taai boli" aisya julam na kariye dhed ke beez,
Meri "Pensan" band ho jaagi.


Sunde n amrud liye,amrud m kida likdya,
sunda: es mai to kida sa,
Rehdi aala: ju to kismat ki baat sa k bera agli baar bulat likad ja,
Sunda: fir to nyu kar do kilo or de de...


Master: jo mere agle swal ka jawab o ghar ja saka sa,
Molu: jade apna basta bahar baga de hai,
master: yu basta kisne bahr fekya sa,
Molu: mane fakya sa ar mai eb ghar jau su.


andi chora: us ta bichadn k baad to kati maran aala tha,


k
.
.
ek dam dhyan aaya,


Uski
saheli n bhi numbr de rakhya sa,


Fer!!

kite "jaan nai jaan aayi"


ek chhora 4 bar aathvi(8th)class m lagataar fail ho gaya.
i bariya wo aapne babu ne kanda .
"eb k to lath gad aaya".
jib panchmi bar wo paper de k ne aaya , to uske babu ne puchhya..
"bete kissa paper hoya"..
to chhore ne kaha " babu eb ke ne to kati lath sa gad aaya".
uska babu bolya"wa bete pachhle lath to tere p paate koni ar tu ek
or lath gad aaya.


Haryanvi Jaat ka bachha Cycle chalate-chalate ek Ladki se takra gaya

Ladki boli: Ghanti nahin maar sakta kya? :-x

Jaat: Ri chhori, Bawli hai ke, Poori cycle maar di, ab Ghanti ke alag te maarun ke?


ek bey flying aale roadways ke conductor bhundu te bujhen lageey
"bhai bhundu tu bus mein kay ghante reh sey "
bhundu keh sey " ji 24 ghante bus mein e rahu su "
flying aale bole " nu kukar "
bhundu bolya " 8 ghante tey roadways kee bus rahu su arr 16 ghante gharwali key bus mein rahu su"

 


Ek baar ek tau ghar aallyan tein kassoota rooss gya,ar pher ke huya................

TAI: Rottee khale,kyun chillater kre se

Tau: Nahin khanee mne
Tai : DOODH lyaun
Tau :Tere lathh dhar dyunga
Tai : He ja ne...sadde oodd............beim....a....a....n
Laddka: BAbbu rotti kyun na khatta
Tau : Battanna jaroori se?
Laddka : per humnne bi bera te patte ak narajgee ke se
Tau : Appni maa ne bujhley ne
Laddka :Maa ree babbu kyun naraz se?
Tai : JEEBH CHATTOREE HO RHI SE, nyun khe se ak JALEBBI khan ga...bta iss ummar mein iske shok.......
Tau :DEKHH JULLAM KI BAAT>>>>BATTA KAD IMMARTEE MANGEE THEE.
Laddka : Pher ke mangya tha.
Tau : Nyuun kahi thi ak kimme meethha khaan ne dil krese........ya chhut-tie boli," IBB JALEBBI KIIT TEN LAYAUN."...BATTA KOE BAAT HUI MERE YAAR.
LADDKA : Chokhha jab mein jalebi-e lya dyun suun
TAU : Apnee maa ne-e khua de....mein te nuhen theek suun........ar inne keh de ak hadde te challi jagee na te jotyan pe lathh maar dyunga...


Jaat ka chora sute sute boln lagrya,
Bhigi si lagti hai subah mujhe
Bhiga lag raha hai sara jahan mujhe.
BAbu: Uth sale khat pa mut diya tane,


jaat: ajtni je tera kuch ho gya to mai pagal ho jyu ga,
Jatni: Dusra bhya to nahi karaga,
Jaat: Pagal ka ke bera kuch bhi kar sake sa.


Ik Haryanvi Police Inspector ke ghar m chori ho rahyi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi sa.

Police Inspector: Mane sone de, main is time duty pa nahi sun.

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