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Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta bujhan lagya.
Mollad bolya, “Nu kar tu hade te sudhe haath ne ho liye aur aage jakke sudhe ne.”
Babu bolya, “Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun aur aap mujhe tu tu bool rahey ho.
Mollad bollya, “Pher ke tanne babu bolun?”


Mandir mein ek aadmi, Ram ki moorti ke aage jor jor se ron laag rya tha. Saath khade Tau ne poochya, “Re bhai ke baat se, kyon itta rove se?”
Voh aadmi bolya “Meri lugai ghar chhod ke bhaaj gayi.”


Ek mota sa seth ka chhora doosre chhore ke uppar chaddha bethya aur usney dhad dhad chhetan lag rya tha ar saath mein jor jor te ron lagrya tha. Rah chalte admi ne bujya,
“Re seth chhetan to tu isney lagrya pher rovey kyun se?”


Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, “Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat.”
Jat ne apna dimag top ger main thok diya aur bolya, “Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu.”
Teli bolya, “Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani.”
Jat bolya, “Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega.”


 

titu ek company me bima ejent laggya tha to wo ek din pitu ke gharan  jake pitu ti bolya ttaau tnne bima karwa rakhya se ke?
raldu bolya , na bhai manne to nyu e na bera yo ho ke se titu bolya taau me jo bima karunga ne usme ji kade tera accident ho jave ar tere lag javea ya tu mar jave to tere tabran ne pise miljavenge.
pitu bolya tu koi isa bima koni kar sakda ke ak accident tera ho or pise hamne mil jawe....


Nyun Jat ke ghar aali aapne ghara chhore ne boli " re bharthu tera babu nahi aaya , ek bai dekh ke aayiye". Barthu bi jelwa le ke johad pe pohchn liya ar babu ne dekh ke puchha babu yu ke. Jat thadu ho ke bolya " ak bhai ghara ja ke mhaisan(BHAINS) ki dhar kad liye ar rundi ne aggai ki karan khatar gaam main jhota dekh liye ar gaam main jhota na milye to gawand mein jhota dekh liye ar aapni nai achhi dhal aggai(conceive ), ar jab byave(delivery) to achhi dhal khur chunt diye ar bahi mera nahi bera kad ulta gharan ayun.


Mandir mein ek aadmi, Ram ki moorti ke aage jor jor se ron laag rya tha. Saath khade Tau ne poochya, “Re bhai ke baat se, kyon itta rove se?”
Voh aadmi bolya “Meri lugai ghar chhod ke bhaaj gayi.”
Tau bolya, “To bawli booch iske aage kya te aasu bahan lag rya se, Iski te khud khoo gii thi, Hanuman ke pass ja, wohe toh_ke laya tha!”


 Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, “Thanedar sahab isne darra ke ne byah tahi tyar kara do yo byah te ghana darre se.”
Thanedar ne us bhai ko darra dhamka ke bola, “Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko shaadi karni padegi.”
Bhai usne darte ne shaadi ki haan kar_li. Shaadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, “E bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?”


Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, “Thanedar sahab isne darra ke ne byah tahi tyar kara do yo byah te ghana darre se.”
Thanedar ne_us bhai ko darra dhamka ke bola, “Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko shaadi karni padegi.”
Bhai usne darte ne shaadi ki haan kar_li. Shaadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, “E bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha_li thee ke?”

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