To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
Bt also dream,
Not only plan bt also believe,
Best wishes for exam.

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
Best wishes & best of luck for exam

Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i'm here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best, best of luck for exams

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
& collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

To my studious friend-
exams may come and go,
marks may come and go,
but once u become mad u will be mad forever,
so dont study much.

New exam pattern
1. General students : Ans ALL questions
2. OBC : Write ANY question.
3. SC : Read ONLY questions.
4. ST : Thanks for coming to exam

To be a good Proffessional,

always start 2 study late 4 "EXAMs".

Because it teaches u ..

how to manage "TIME" and tackle "EMERGENCIES"!!

The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Message
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

Exam shuru hote hi matam ka sama
Hota hai,
Aise mausm me hi to dimag ka
Dahi hota hai,
Paper me kuch likh nhi pate,
Ye fasana to marksheet me bayan
Hota hai

Exam anthem
Hm honge all pass
hm honge all pass
hm honge all pass ek din....
ho ho likhte hai bakhwas phir bhi hai vishwas
result hoga jhakas ek din

Chnda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaro,
Ghadi ke kante bhage.
Ek pariksha khtam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
subah hogye mamu...subah hogye mamu...

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

Padh, padh kr kya krna
ek din to marna hai,
agar marne k baad dubara zinda Hue To
shuru To nursery se karna hai

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha karte thae,
Jitna syllabus parh ke wo top karte hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia karte thae

Na moh na maya hai
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai
Baith ke chaar panne palat lo beta
Final paper girlfriend ne nahi banaya hai!!