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April Fool

 

Long time ago,
only fools used to read my sms, and today
.
..
...
the history continues.
Happy All Fools' Day!


U r the most CUTE persons in the world!
Just a second, don�t misunderstand.
.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere


31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)


Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know whose???
Your Own Stupid
Aprill Fooooooolllllllll


Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
Ab tu nahi to is zeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,..
..Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai april fool hum


Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
GEO per
nahi suna..!
Radio FM per toh suna ho ga..!
Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab parh loo..
Today is a April Fool and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefully


You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, do not misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
april fool ...


I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant
to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

Pay The Bill !!!!
Foolllllllllll


If today any one talks & praises you for your

1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude
kick them off.
How dare they fool you before april 1st.


I am your girlfriend:

Smart

Intelligent.

Sweet.

Talented.

Excellent.

Romantic.
Haina????
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.


Plz open this
after 1 day at thursday.
.
.
.
.
.

I know u can not wait.
So Congratz.
you are hte 1st FOOL.
April Fool in Advance


The difference between
genius & fool is that mastermind
has limits fool has no limits.


Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega


Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*


Yes, today I am here to wish you Happy April Fool's Day 2016.
And let me admit that I am happy today.
I am Happy Today because:
When many peoples are lying and making April Fool, I haven't lied.
When many peoples are cheating, I haven't cheated anyone.
When almost everyone is hurting by false stuff, I haven't hurt anyone.

I wish you to be Happy like me on This April Fools Day.


U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*



April Fool's Day Theory / Origin / History (5 facts)

1.Biblical Theory: The origin of April Fool's Day dates back to Bible days when the history of this day was first recorded.

2.Roman Origins: Pranks and mischief played upon people on 1 April also dates back to ancient Roman times.

3.Change from Julian to Gregorian Calendar: Another theory attributes the origin of April Fool's Day to the change from Julian to Gregorian calendar.

4.British Folklore: As per another folklore from British culture, the 13th century King used to declare every road he walked as public property.

5.Stop at 12 Noon: April Fool's Day is characterized with a renewal festival celebrated by most cultures around the world such as the end of winter and the beginning of spring.

But did you know that according to tradition, the time for pranks and jokes must stop at 12 noon on 1 April?


Fact 1: You can not touch
your both lips with your tongue

Fact 2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it


Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen
unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha
aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.


New financial year, new fools.
But how can we ignore the old fools like you.
It's a crowning moment for you.
Have a rocking special day!


Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.


WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN


Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person 2 flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.


Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap


Am Going To U.S.A.
.
.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
.
.
.
Surprised?
?
?
?
After 2 Days it's 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2010


Just a friendly reminder -

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.


Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*


If a baby is born in AFRICA,
What will be the colour of the babies teeth??

?

you fool.!

a new born baby dont hav teeth...


Sibbi Ki Garmi Ki Kasam...


Murree Ki Sardi Ki Kasam...


Musharaf Ki Vardi Ki Kasam...


Adnan Sami Ki Charbi Ki Kasam...

"U R Very FooL .


Do u want to be a real super hero

press down

dnt became to be fool on april first

apil fools


Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you,
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO


I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"! ,
I Love "you"!
Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z :p


A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING


Gulab Ka FOOL bago me khil raha hai,
Chameli ka FOOL chaman me mahek raha hai,
Kanwal ka FOOL pani me tair raha hai,
Aur APRIL ka FOOL mera sms parh raha hai.


Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude,
Just kick him... How dare he fool you before April 1st?


Dost Pathan se
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost: kis k saath?
Pathan: Bv k sath!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL
APRIL FOOL...


Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
It's on 1st of April. Surprised?
.
.
.
Stupid, 1st april is April fool,
and you are the 1st person whom I fooled.


When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.


I Miss u a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Karina Kapoor
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."


True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.


phool tumhe bheja hai sms me
jara khol kr to dekhiye...


dikha kya???


nahi dikha na???


are fool ye april ka fool ha jo tumhe fool bana gaya
hehehe


You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.


When I call u:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.


The time since I have met you
i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars.

So if you dont mind..
Can I sell you?


Plz call me
its urgent
Ek accident ho gaya ha
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye
Plz manna mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega..


If today anyone talks & admires you for your
-good looks
-nature
-style
-attitude,
Kick him/her off.
How dare he/she fool you before april 1st.


Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap

"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"
Ho
To rakh k moun pe thapr dena
Or kehna

Bad_Tameez!
"MUSLIMAAN"
APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;->


I want you to know that you
are very important to me,
It is not possible for me to
live without you even for a second!
You are my life & I can feel you everywhere.
Do not mind, I was talking about Oxygen !


Happy April fools day to everybody!
Hope you guys would have to be a big
fool on this day with wonderful weekend!


I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day


Just a friendly reminder -

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.


31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools..


Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623


Plz open this
after 2 days at saturday.
.
.
.
.
.

I know u can't wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2012.
April Fool in Advance


You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..


If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.


SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don't celebrate


This is not SMS, it's just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.


SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..


Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain
right now Sorry I have to leave, because I can't find a brain.
Happy April fool Day....


Hey you Know,
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. 1st April..
you Know Why ???
If she accepts den its your luck,
otherwise just tell her April Foooooll.


Fact1: you can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge

Fact2: After reading this
99/100 idiots would try it.


This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat

for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it without the word cat.


A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its to late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool!


Amazing six facts:
1.90% of people in Myanmar do not drink milk
2.Snakes vision is up to 5 kilometer.
3.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4.No twins have been born til now in Greenland.
5.zebra does not have liver.
.
.
.
.
6.All the details are False.
Thanks For Beleiving Me For A While.
April Fool..


I want to give you a good news
I'm going To USA...
I got the job in Microsoft


Don't Worry the Flight Is after 01 Days.

Surprised?


After 01 Days Is 1st April, You Are 1st Fool Of 2016 IN ADVANCE.


A day will come when the world will
celebrate
your name,
your fame,
your personality and
your views.
But April Fool comes once in a year and
that your day.


April fool is the day
Upon which we are reminded of
What we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.


Dont open this massege before 5 days

I know u cant wait

OK go ahead.

WISH U A HAPPY APRIL FOOL 2016


Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho....saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhaare naam...


Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.


i m sending this fool msg
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2 All Fools
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who celeBrate
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''APRIL FOOL''


Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.


Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge...

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.


 

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