murga i love u meri jan.mai tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta ho.murgi.aila

sachi chal phir aj anda tu dede.

HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA

Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai!

Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey

kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta

tuj ko biwi chaie.

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se..

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi

puchegi.

Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz

sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt

Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll
After mariage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 Years only Doll
& After 3 Years panaDoll

Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.