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Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho
Nazro se dur rehkar bhi khas lagte ho
Har baar dusro ka diya SMS bhejte ho
Aur khud ko “TULSIDAS” samajhte ho


Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega?
Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha.
Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati..


Bahu- Maji, ye abhi tak nhi aaye, kahi koi dusri aurat?
Saas- Kalmuhi,tu hamesh hi ulta sochti h,aisa bhi to ho sakta h ki ,truck ke niche aa gya ho..!!!


Aap sochte honge k hm Itne msg kyu krte h?
Ans:Bharatiy Shiksha Abhiyan k antargat Aap ko roz kuchh na kuchh padhna jaruri h
"Padhega India,Tabhi badhega


Na Aasman Fata, Na Dharti Hili
Fir Apne Kaise Socha Humare Msg Se Mukti Mili
Are Hum Zara Se Busy Kya Huye Ki
Apne Maan Liya K Ye Musibat To Tali....


Girl- Main jb bhi phon krti hu tum Shaving kr rhe hote ho,
Din me kitni baar shaving krte ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar.
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAI hu.


Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega,
Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi..

Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??


Gf- main kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hun, mujhe bhul jao.
bf - na tere aane ki khusi na tere jaane ka gum....
ja behen ja... Dusri pata lenge hum.


Boy to Diana Penty - wil u marry me???
Diana- wat will u do for me??
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Boy- I will giv u a better surname.!


MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can't be handled by her parents anymore.


Love and friendship doesn't die due to distance, it's killed by the petrol and diesel price hike.


Santa was taking nkd bath in a jungle.
All animals were laughing at him.
Santa :why ru laughing?
Animals:ha ha....Your tail is in front side....


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