Girl - ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B - no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur's
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.
khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye
mile mughe aur mera ho jaye
karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye
Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye
In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
PATNI NE KAR DI
PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI !
KI USNE
PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI....
Soul1: How did u die?
Soul2: Due 2 cold U?
S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,
found none, felt guilty & suicided
S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge..
LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
.
.
.
.
.
But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!
-
-Be Lazy,
Think Crazy!
-@-@-@-@-@-@
6 roses 4 U
1 4 health
1 4 wealth
1 4 hapines
1 4 frndshp
or baki 2
Kaan pe laga lena
Mast lagoge
@('.')@
-<( )>
._/ /_
Are wah!Kya dikhte ho
Newton in romantic mood-
"Love can neither be created,
Nor be destroyed. Only it can b
transfered from 1 girlfrnd to another girlfrnd,
with some loss of money."
"change cannot be given to you everytime."
"You only Must Bring d Change..."
Great lines said by...
Bus Conductor...
1 Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha..
uski biwi boli:
kya kar rahe ho!?!
kanjus bola:
Dettol gir gaya tha,
socha q barbad karu,
haat chir k lagalu. !!!!!!!
GIRL- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi Hai Kya?
BOY - Hai IsiLiye To Dekh Raha Hu.
GIRL- Kyu?
BOY - Meri Behen Ko BHABHI Chahiye.
Jeans pehen ke jab mai taiyar hota,
Utha k mobile,
Bike pe sawaar hota,
Dekhte log chhat pe khade hoke,
Aur kehte-Kaash ye chhora hamari chhori ka yaar hota.
Student- sir sab log hindi, English, Urdu,
Me bolte,
Maths me kyu nhi.
Teacher - jyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hole nhi to 4,5 jb dunga to 6 k 36 dikhne lagenge.
Reporter to Abhishek Bachchan: Do you know how many times Salman & Vivek have dated with ur wife ?
Abhishek: No idea.
.
Reporter:
Get Idea!!!&
Change ur wife...
Dad:-Beta btao jaan kaha se NikLti hai?
Son:-Khidki se
Dad:-Wo kaise?
Son:-Kal raat ko Didi ek Ldke ko kah rhi thi
Jaan khidki se Nikal jao
Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya.
Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun? kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!
This is a warning to all those people who don't SMOKE or DRINK...
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.
.
.
One day all ur friends will die and u will be left alone!.
Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya
Kuch Der Baad,
Uska Baap Bahar Aa K Bola-
'Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya'
Boy tuk a buk frm college library's shelf 2 study.
All othr books fell on him & he died
Moral-zara si over acting apki jaan b le skti he
Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena
.
Boy-OK.
.
On the Bday
boy- ur gift!
Girl-how sweet isme kya h?
Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode..
A boy proposes 2girl-
I Love U,
I cant live Wthout U,
U R my life,
I can do anything 4 Ur Love
Do u love me.
Girl Smile & Says-Bhaiya
hamke angreji nhi awala!
Ek bachcha har roz Maths teacher ko phone lagata h
Teacher ki wife-Kitni bar kaha wo mar gye h, bar bar phone kyu krte ho?
Bachcha-Sun k achcha lagta h!
During My School Days
My Teacher Used To Wear 'Sun Glasses'..!!
Do U Know Why.?
?
?
?
Bcoz..
At That Time, I Was a Bright Student
Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
.
Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!
HELLO meri aavaj aa rahi hai.. Hello hello..?
.
kya aavaj nhi aa rhi hai?
.
ab.. ab bhi nahi.
.
abe dhaKKan ye message hai awaz kaha se aayegi.
Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.
Love affair in school:
GIRL'S WAYS
A girl sitting on D 1st bench turns her back &
Sees D boy Sitting on D last bench & says- "Thank God !!!
Stupid Aaya Hai!"
Evry girl wants a guy..
.
Who hugs her wen tey r watching a scary movie,
.
Who will always b D 1 2 make her laugh,
.
Who will never complain, never stare at other girls,
.
Who will b romantic & nt scared 2 say "I love U",
.
& he will love her 4 who she is...
.
& tat guy is wat Google calls No Results Found'!
How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..
Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke ghar tak chale ayenge..
Girlfriend - Mai Apke Letters K
Stamp
Tickets Ko KISS
Krti Hu
Unhe Apke
LipS Ne Chhua
Hoga
Boyfriend -Par Mai To Unhe
Apne Kutte Ki
Naak Se Gila Kr K
Chipkata Tha
Universal truth we learnt:-
"sun rises in the east"
Fact:- "sun neither rises nor sets, only earth rotates..!".
Moral :-)
"Educatn spoils our commonsense"
