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Devar ke dair se aane par bhabi boli
'yeh ghar aane ka waqt h'
Jaldi mujhe safai do aur sach sach btana
kitni gf h tumhari devar ji
devar shanti se: bhabi tum ek baat pehle pakki karlo
ki safai chaye ya sach baat


Devar ji: aaj tumhe dekhkar yasudas ki yaad aa jati h.
kyu? Kya mein uske jaisa lagta hu ya gaata hu.
nahi-nahi.
phir?
dekho jab unka gala khrabh hota h to
weh bhi vicks hi chusta h aur
tum bhi gala kharab hone par vicks chuste ho


Devar: kal maine apni patni ko bahut pareshan kiya
bhabi: kaise
devar: kal maine use ek nayi saari di
aur fir ghar ke saare seeshe chupa diye.


Devar – Babhi daanto ke doctor ke pass gaye.

Devar bola: mein ek daant ukhadwana chahta hu aap sunn n kare,
aise hi nikal de.

doctor bahaduri se parbhavit ho utha aur bola.

Aap badhe himmat wale lagte h, kaun sa daant h

Devar piche mudkar Bhabi se bola, chalo aage hokar daant dikha do…


Sunki Devar deewar se kaan lagakar kuch sun rahe the,

tabhi Bhabi aayi, tum kya sunn rahe ho?

Devar bole, tum bhi sun lo.

Bhabi: kaafi dair baad tak sunti rahi,

phir boli, mujhe to kuch sunai nahi de raha h.

Devar bola: mujhe bhi teen mahine se kuch sunai nahi de raha h


Devar: kal raat aapke kuto ne bhok-bhok ka itna shor kiya
ki meri Bhabi apne gaane ki practice bhi nahi kar payi.
Padosi: Isme kuto ka kya dosh,
shurwat to aapki patni ne hi ki thi.


Bhabi : waha khadi weh Ladki,
hum logo ki taraf ishare ku kar rahi h,
Devar: chup, itni jor se mat bolo,
mein kal use samjha dunga ki tum kaun ho


Devar soo rahe the ki ghar mein chor aa gaye
Bhabi ne Devar ko Unke kamre mein jakar jagaya to devar chilaye,
"are koi mard ka bacha h to na bhage"
yeh sunkar Bhabi boli, 'tum bhi to mard ke bache ho?'
devar ne kaha, khoob yaad dilayi, aacha lao chadar lakar udha do


Devar - Babhi daanto ke doctor ke pass gaye.
Devar bola: mein ek daant ukhadwana chahta hu aap sunn n kare,
aise hi nikal de.
doctor bahaduri se parbhavit ho utha aur bola.
Aap badhe himmat wale lagte h, kaun sa daant h
Devar piche mudkar Bhabi se bola, chalo aage hokar daant dikha do


Devar stool par khade the aur deewar par rang kar rahe the
itne mein unki Babhi ji aayi aur kehne lagi
devar ji sunte ho maine kaha brush ko majbooti se pakad lo
mein yeh stool dusre room mein lekar ja rahi hu.

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