The stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them.

I am a fish out of water without YOU!

I used to be a terrible flirt. I am much better at it now.

I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

I used to be a terrible flirt. I’m much better at it now.

You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.

I didn’t fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH..

Like if you’re alive, comment if you’re dead.

You are the like of my like.

I’m 50% single.

If I had a British accent I would never shut up.

I have high double standards.

If you don’t smoke, I don’t know why.God was showing off when He created you.

I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.