It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Facebook..

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.

Giving up is always an option but never my choice.

Let make it short and simple, I love you.

If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you..

That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up.

I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms.

You seems like an oxygen to me, without you its hard for me to breath :)

YOU have no idea how fast my heart beats when I …… SEE YOU.

When I’m with you, the only place where I want to be is CLOSER ;)