Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to

be good just for her. Crazy World

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

Don’t you sometimes just wish something would happen? Good or Bad; just for the sake

of something happening.

Why does it always rain the hardest on those who deserve the sun?

Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.

Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee, you can’t stop me! I broke my off switch..

If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of

thoughtless thoughts whenever thinking thoughts are thoughtless? What a thought, eh?

It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to

them after they say it!

Being stupid is its own reward.

Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.

I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you’re crazy..

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.