We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.
People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted :)
I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
My back is not a voice mail, say it to my face.
All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
When I get a text from you, I immediately stop whatever I’m doing to read it.
Being someones FIRST may be great but being LAST is perfect…
Some people should try thinking, it’s not illegal yet
Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?
I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?
The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse…
Press “like” if you are crazy.
I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.