I’m not crazy, I’m just special.

i haven’t lost my brain it just couldn’t handle my ideas so it left..

Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.

They don’t know that we know they know we know.

OH MY GOD, The rain’s wet..

If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

At least I can still smoke in my car.

Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.

My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.

We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.

I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going.

I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.

When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.

People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.

Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.