Sandybook - Clever StatusNews, articles and Daily Current affairshttps://www.sandybook.in/latestsms/clever-status2024-03-28T18:57:14+05:30sandybook.insandybook.in@gmail.comJoomla! - Open Source Content ManagementClever status for facebook2015-01-28T13:27:37+05:302015-01-28T13:27:37+05:30https://www.sandybook.in/latestsms/clever-status/249-clever-status-for-facebookSandybooksandybook.in@gmail.com<p>Either you control your attitude or it controls you..</p>
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<p>You can’t handle my undivided attention.</p>
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<p>It’s not cheating unless you get caught.</p>
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<p>I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?</p>
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<p>Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.</p>
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<p>Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.</p>
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<p>I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!</p>
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<p>History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.</p>
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<p>My attitude is based on how you treat me!</p>
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<p>Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.</p>
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<p>Facebook: where stalking people is OK.</p>
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<p>My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.</p>
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<p>GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)</p>
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<p>Its not illegal unless you get caught.</p><p>Either you control your attitude or it controls you..</p>
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<p>You can’t handle my undivided attention.</p>
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<p>It’s not cheating unless you get caught.</p>
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<p>I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?</p>
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<p>Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.</p>
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<p>Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.</p>
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<p>I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!</p>
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<p>History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.</p>
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<p>My attitude is based on how you treat me!</p>
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<p>Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.</p>
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<p>Facebook: where stalking people is OK.</p>
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<p>My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.</p>
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<p>GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)</p>
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<p>Its not illegal unless you get caught.</p>Clever status for watsapp2015-01-28T13:23:34+05:302015-01-28T13:23:34+05:30https://www.sandybook.in/latestsms/clever-status/248-clever-status-for-watsappSandybooksandybook.in@gmail.com<p>It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.</p>
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<p>Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..</p>
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<p>My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.</p>
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<p>like this if you like to like things.</p>
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<p>I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident.</p>
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<p>Crazy people love crazy people cuz normal people don’t understand..</p>
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<p>I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.</p>
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<p>Don’t worry about tomorrow you did that yesterday.</p>
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<p>Whhat if life come with a ?? REW ? PLAY ¦¦PAUSE ¦¦STOP</p>
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<p>Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.</p>
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<p>If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?</p>
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<p>IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.</p>
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<p>LIFE – LOVE = ZERO</p>
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<p>Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.</p>
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<p>Everybody is beautiful to somebody.</p><p>It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.</p>
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<p>Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..</p>
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<p>My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.</p>
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<p>like this if you like to like things.</p>
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<p>I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident.</p>
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<p>Crazy people love crazy people cuz normal people don’t understand..</p>
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<p>I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.</p>
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<p>Don’t worry about tomorrow you did that yesterday.</p>
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<p>Whhat if life come with a ?? REW ? PLAY ¦¦PAUSE ¦¦STOP</p>
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<p>Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.</p>
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<p>If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?</p>
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<p>IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.</p>
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<p>LIFE – LOVE = ZERO</p>
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<p>Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.</p>
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<p>Everybody is beautiful to somebody.</p>Clever status facebook/watsapp2015-01-28T13:17:33+05:302015-01-28T13:17:33+05:30https://www.sandybook.in/latestsms/clever-status/247-clever-status-facebook-watsappSandybooksandybook.in@gmail.com<p>Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i’ll be here for anyone :)</p>
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<p>If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart.</p>
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<p>I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.</p>
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<p>Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.</p>
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<p>Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.</p>
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<p>You know sweety, my lips won’t just kiss themselves. Please help.</p>
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<p>My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.</p>
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<p>I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.</p>
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<p>My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there.</p>
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<p>Ray says crazy is good, crazy is free, crazy is me..</p>
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<p>Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s <br /><br />just a bunch of crap you don’t need.</p>
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<p>People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.</p>
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<p>Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?</p>
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<p>When you miss someone, you keep checking their profile.</p>
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<p>?BUT is just a word you use when you’re afraid to try.</p><p>Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i’ll be here for anyone :)</p>
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<p>If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart.</p>
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<p>I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.</p>
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<p>Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.</p>
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<p>Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.</p>
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<p>You know sweety, my lips won’t just kiss themselves. Please help.</p>
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<p>My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.</p>
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<p>I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.</p>
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<p>My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there.</p>
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<p>Ray says crazy is good, crazy is free, crazy is me..</p>
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<p>Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s <br /><br />just a bunch of crap you don’t need.</p>
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<p>People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.</p>
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<p>Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?</p>
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<p>When you miss someone, you keep checking their profile.</p>
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<p>?BUT is just a word you use when you’re afraid to try.</p>New Clever status fb2015-01-28T13:10:49+05:302015-01-28T13:10:49+05:30https://www.sandybook.in/latestsms/clever-status/246-new-clever-status-fbkavitasandybook.in@gmail.com<p>There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I enjoy every second of it.</p>
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<p>LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.</p>
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<p>Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.</p>
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<p>The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.</p>
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<p>Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information??</p>
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<p>I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now…</p>
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<p>People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would be brave enough to climb it.</p>
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<p>If somebody really cares about you they will never put you on the back burner.</p>
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<p>The true beauty of a woman is her ability to make a man better in every way.</p>
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<p>What you see on the outside is usually the opposite of what’s on the inside.</p>
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<p>I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.</p>
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<p>I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.</p>
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<p>Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.</p>
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<p>When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.</p><p>There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I enjoy every second of it.</p>
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<p>LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.</p>
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<p>Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.</p>
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<p>The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.</p>
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<p>Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information??</p>
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<p>I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now…</p>
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<p>People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would be brave enough to climb it.</p>
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<p>If somebody really cares about you they will never put you on the back burner.</p>
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<p>The true beauty of a woman is her ability to make a man better in every way.</p>
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<p>What you see on the outside is usually the opposite of what’s on the inside.</p>
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<p>I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.</p>
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<p>I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.</p>
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<p>Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.</p>
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<p>When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.</p>Facebook Clever Status2015-01-28T13:01:02+05:302015-01-28T13:01:02+05:30https://www.sandybook.in/latestsms/clever-status/245-facebook-clever-statusPriyanka Goyalsandybook.in@gmail.com<p>I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.</p>
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<p>If you expect the world to be fair with you b’coz you are fair with them. It’s like expecting a lion not to eat you b’coz you don’t eat lion.</p>
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<p>We should love, not fall in love. B’coz everything that falls, gets broken.</p>
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<p>Can you see yourself the way others see you?</p>
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<p>Hi – Im the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.</p>
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<p>Did aNo matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.</p>
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<p>Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions for you?</p>
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<p>Sometimes the best revenge is moving forward and being happy despite the people that try to drag you down.</p>
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<p>Shany has lost her mind, if found, please handle with care it may blow at any time. I apologize for the inconvenience,but could you return it anyway.</p>
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<p>You are gonna need therapy after you meet me..</p>
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<p>nyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?</p>
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<p>Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.</p>
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<p>When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.</p>
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<p>I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.</p>
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<p>You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.</p>
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<p>Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?</p>
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<p>Hanry says my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..</p>
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<p> </p><p>I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.</p>
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<p>If you expect the world to be fair with you b’coz you are fair with them. It’s like expecting a lion not to eat you b’coz you don’t eat lion.</p>
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<p>We should love, not fall in love. B’coz everything that falls, gets broken.</p>
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<p>Can you see yourself the way others see you?</p>
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<p>Hi – Im the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.</p>
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<p>Did aNo matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.</p>
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<p>Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions for you?</p>
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<p>Sometimes the best revenge is moving forward and being happy despite the people that try to drag you down.</p>
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<p>Shany has lost her mind, if found, please handle with care it may blow at any time. I apologize for the inconvenience,but could you return it anyway.</p>
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<p>You are gonna need therapy after you meet me..</p>
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<p>nyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?</p>
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<p>Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.</p>
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<p>When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.</p>
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<p>I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.</p>
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<p>You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.</p>
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<p>Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?</p>
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<p>Hanry says my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..</p>
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<p> </p>Watsapp Clever status2015-01-28T12:31:49+05:302015-01-28T12:31:49+05:30https://www.sandybook.in/latestsms/clever-status/244-watsapp-clever-statusMadhu Morsandybook.in@gmail.com<p>When your enemies are making mistakes, don’t interrupt them.</p>
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<p>Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..</p>
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<p>I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..</p>
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<p>Sometimes even I’M afraid of the things my mind comes up with.</p>
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<p>You don’t have to watch what you say if you watch what you think.</p>
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<p>I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what i am saying.</p>
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<p>I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!</p>
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<p>You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.</p>
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<p>We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.</p>
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<p>There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?</p>
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<p>There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.</p>
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<p>Sometimes its better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel.</p>
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<p>Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.</p>
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<p>You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.</p>
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<p>Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I’ll</p><p>When your enemies are making mistakes, don’t interrupt them.</p>
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<p>Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..</p>
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<p>I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..</p>
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<p>Sometimes even I’M afraid of the things my mind comes up with.</p>
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<p>You don’t have to watch what you say if you watch what you think.</p>
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<p>I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what i am saying.</p>
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<p>I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!</p>
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<p>You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.</p>
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<p>We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.</p>
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<p>There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?</p>
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<p>There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.</p>
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<p>Sometimes its better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel.</p>
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<p>Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.</p>
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<p>You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.</p>
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<p>Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I’ll</p>Latest clever Status2015-01-28T12:00:15+05:302015-01-28T12:00:15+05:30https://www.sandybook.in/latestsms/clever-status/243-latest-clever-statusSandybooksandybook.in@gmail.com<p>I am SINGLE because I haven’t found someone who deserves ME</p>
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<p>I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)</p>
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<p>My first name and your last name would sound great together.</p>
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<p>“Be Brave” Even if you are not pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.</p>
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<p>If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?</p>
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<p>If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.</p>
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<p>A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it.</p>
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<p>People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.</p>
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<p>If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you dont, you’ll find an excuse.</p>
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<p>I don’t like to think myself as ‘Special’ I like to think myself as limited edition.</p>
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<p>would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic</p>
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<p>When you meet me, you think I am quiet. Then you get to know me and just wish I was quiet.</p>
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<p>If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.</p>
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<p>I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….</p>
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<p>No matter how long we have traveled on the wrong road, we can always turn around.</p><p>I am SINGLE because I haven’t found someone who deserves ME</p>
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<p>I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)</p>
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<p>My first name and your last name would sound great together.</p>
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<p>“Be Brave” Even if you are not pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.</p>
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<p>If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?</p>
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<p>If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.</p>
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<p>A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it.</p>
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<p>People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.</p>
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<p>If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you dont, you’ll find an excuse.</p>
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<p>I don’t like to think myself as ‘Special’ I like to think myself as limited edition.</p>
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<p>would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic</p>
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<p>When you meet me, you think I am quiet. Then you get to know me and just wish I was quiet.</p>
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<p>If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.</p>
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<p>I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….</p>
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<p>No matter how long we have traveled on the wrong road, we can always turn around.</p>