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If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart.

I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

You know sweety, my lips won’t just kiss themselves. Please help.

My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.

I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.

My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there.

Ray says crazy is good, crazy is free, crazy is me..

Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s

just a bunch of crap you don’t need.

People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

When you miss someone, you keep checking their profile.

?BUT is just a word you use when you’re afraid to try.