I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.

If you expect the world to be fair with you b’coz you are fair with them. It’s like expecting a lion not to eat you b’coz you don’t eat lion.

We should love, not fall in love. B’coz everything that falls, gets broken.

Can you see yourself the way others see you?

Hi – Im the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.

Did aNo matter where I am, no matter where you are, I’ll be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start.

Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions for you?

Sometimes the best revenge is moving forward and being happy despite the people that try to drag you down.

Shany has lost her mind, if found, please handle with care it may blow at any time. I apologize for the inconvenience,but could you return it anyway.

You are gonna need therapy after you meet me..

nyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.

When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.

I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.

Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?

Hanry says my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..