When your enemies are making mistakes, don’t interrupt them.


Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..


I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..


Sometimes even I’M afraid of the things my mind comes up with.


You don’t have to watch what you say if you watch what you think.


I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what i am saying.


I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!


You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.


We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.


There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?


There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.


Sometimes its better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel.


Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.


You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.


Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I’ll

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