Dear boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, Girlfriend.


Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!


Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.


Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you’re in Heaven.


You broke my heart into several pieces, Good! Now I can give it to several girls.


Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.


I miss my amazing one of a kind boyfriend.


Young love is two hearts with only one thing in mind.


I have a Date tonight, Woot Woot! (of course its with the couch, pillow and TV Remote, but its still a date. Right?)


I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we are really not that different, me and you.


When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around. she’ll love it.


A woman is already halfway in love with any man who listens to him.


Boys are great, Every girl should have one.


I Like to study …. arithmetic, NO …. world history, NO …. chemistry, NO …. GIRLS, YES!!!

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