“Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.”
― Jo Brand
“Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old.”
― Robert Muchamore
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
― Linda Grayson
“The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!”
― Terry Moore
“When we don't have the words chocolate can speak volumes.”
― Joan Bauer
“Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power...it is the best
friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.”
― Justus von Liebig
“You may have noticed we have no sex lives. As a result there's lots of chocolate in this house.”
― Keryl Raist
“Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto.”
― Barbara Bretton
“If the Collective was an ants' nest then Jilly was not only the walls of the nest but also its army, whereas Jeanie was
the ants which were scouts sent out to discover what the world was all about. Abbey wondered if that meant she was the one
sent out with a shopping-list, and had to queue in supermarkets to feed the nest!”
― Nicholas Reardon
“Coffee and chocolate are certainly wonderful, but they must forever carry tea’s silken train, ever the bridesmaids and
never the bride.”
― Paul F. Kortepeter
“He stared for ten seconds or more, which, when eating a chocolate cake isn't much, but when staring, is.”
― Louise Penny
“Be the Chocolate
What if I want to be the bird who eats the Chocolate?”
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“Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don’t have any.”
― Marja McGraw
“chocolate is a dairy food; nanny piggins”
― R A Spratt
“This is what you British do not understand about the French. You think you must work, work, work, work and open on Sundays
and make mothers and fathers with families slave in supermarkets at three o'clock in the morning and make people leave
their homes and their churches and their children and go shopping on Sundays.'
'Their shops are open on Sundays?' said Benoît in surprise.
'Yes! They make people work on Sundays! And through lunchtimes! But for what? For rubbish from China? For cheap clothes
sewed by poor women in Malaysia? For why? So you can go more often to KFC and get full of fried chicken? You would rather
have six bars of bad chocolate than one bar of good chocolate. Why? Why are six bad things better than one good thing? I
don't understand.”
― Jenny Colgan
“I can't drop it. It's how I'm drawn.”
― I.B. Nosey
“Some people smoked crack in alleyways. Franny ate chocolate. On the scale of things, it seemed entirely reasonable.”
― Emma Straub
“You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their
own farts.'
'Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own farts. Present company excluded, naturally.”
― Robyn Schneider
“Nothing says I love you like the gift of a half-eaten candy bar. I ate my half two weeks before I remembered to give it to
her.”
― Jarod Kintz
