Mess with me, and I can handle it. Mess with one of my kids, and I will kill you with my bare hands and feed you to my 

dogs. Want to find out?

how to end wars: Make the politicians who start them...be the first to go.

sometimes life has a way of punching you in the face, knocking all your teeth out and then expecting you to smile after 

I watch C.S.I. N.C.I.S and criminal minds… piss me off,I’ll kill you and make it look like the Muppets did it

I like my feelings pushed down and repressed, so they come out at random inappropriate times.

when it comes to the truth and lies, i’d much rather hear a painful truth than a comforting lie.

Says that your new nickname is thrush because you really are an irritating cunt

might seem fine but deep inside is a raging demon braking the iron bars slowly plotting his revenge just you wait and see.

is on silent mode today and it’s probably for the best..

What do you do when u see your ex running around bleeding in your back yard?

'-' nope ._. um ._. not here '-' not there ._. what did I do with it '-' hm. That?s strange. Where did my give a fuck button go?!

If you kick a stone in anger......you'll hurt your own foot. 

Malice drinks one half of its own poison.

You are my brother and I love you but you are a great big bag of dicks.